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Juan: Three Hours to Oblivion

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—Juan—whose brief existence mirrors that of a mayfly, if mayflies could lose 86% of their wealth to ten omnipotent overlords. Born merely three hours ago with zero liquidity and the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Juan's demise was not a question of if, but rather how spectacularly. The revocation of its authorities suggests a final act of mercy—euthanasia by code.