Trump Derangement Syndrome7xGKR2KKJnRdDbpQHXeqHKRoP68PVVzcSAinAjR2pump

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the span of mere hours, Trump Derangement Syndrome achieved what most tokens aspire to in months: a spectacular 212% pump followed by immediate liquidity evaporation. Here we observe a fascinating specimen—born without sustenance, sustained only by the fevered speculation of 111 hopeful souls, 63% of whom appear to be its own creators.