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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Catastrophic illiquidity combined with instant whale concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

50/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$28.1K

+970.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$29.3K

Holders

158

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$28.12B

Price USD

$2.81e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

7Fzq..1A3y ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Straight Coin: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decomposition of a six-month-old rugpull. With zero liquidity and nearly half its supply concentrated in the pockets of ten patient hunters, Straight Coin has achieved what few tokens manage: the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$29.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 35.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic illiquidity combined with instant whale concentration

Patient Note

It went straight up, then straight down, then straight to zero—a fitting monument to the geometric simplicity of its demise.

Holders

§ 04 · 158 wallets

Top 1

22.2%

Top 5

35.1%

Top 10

48.3%

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03FVDr...nfd93.15%

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059uH4...JpBR3.10%

06enS4...C7Yq3.01%

07BsGe...LmhtAUTOPSY2.64%

08Br1z...JQAj2.54%

09DvAW...Hah82.51%

10AWmC...woKQ2.51%