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Ansem Pups: A Sixty-Minute Miracle

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a new creature emerged—only to discover it had been devoured by its own creators before drawing its first breath. The specimen, merely an hour old, exhibited the telltale signs of a perfectly executed rug: zero liquidity, five lonely holders, and a suspicious concentration of tokens among the apex predators. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—but not as much as it abhors a pump-and-dump scheme.