CAUSE OF DEATH
Amphibian Dreams Evaporate in Record Time
Here we observe the frog token in its natural habitat: the blockchain graveyard. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a tadpole, it has undergone a remarkable metamorphosis—directly from conception to decomposition, skipping several developmental stages entirely. The creature's four remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral, each bearing 25% of absolutely nothing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Coordinated exit by all stakeholders simultaneously
EPITAPH
"It ribbited once, and then the universe ribbited back, twice as hard."
