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Infant Token Dies of Acute Concentration Poisoning

Here we observe the Tyler Durden token, a mere eleven hours into its brief existence, already exhibiting the classic symptoms of catastrophic wealth inequality. Despite impressive volumetric thrashing about—over $1.3 million in frantic trading—the specimen's vital organs remain strangled by the iron grip of 327 holders, where nine of them hoard nearly 90% of all tissue. A cautionary tale in how quickly the illusion of decentralization can evaporate.