CAUSE OF DEATH
Y2K Bug Finally Arrives, Twenty-Five Years Late
Dotcom emerges from the primordial soup of Solana with all the vitality of a creature that has somehow survived despite every evolutionary disadvantage. Its 25% daily surge suggests the desperation of a drowning man mistaking a sinking log for rescue—a brief, violent convulsion before the inevitable return to equilibrium.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings and nostalgia-fueled volatility
EPITAPH
"It survived the revocation of all authorities only to succumb to the one force that cannot be revoked: investor apathy."