TROLLASS/7v7R..pump
TERMINAL
TrollAss

TrollAss7v7RqYhv8zM4HLC59XGQQgzWs6fKZFHM3dcQM2Z8pump

$TROLLASS7v7R..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic wealth concentration and terminal illiquidity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
+0.6% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.8K
Volume 24h
$2.29
Holders
218
FDV
$1.85B
Price USD
$1.85e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

TrollAss: A Spectacular Memecoin Extinction Event

And here we observe the TrollAss, a creature that emerged mere days ago, only to be strangled by its own evolutionary design. With 98.2% of its tokens concentrated in the claws of a mere handful of predators, the specimen never stood a chance—a textbook case of centralization masquerading as decentralization. Twenty-four hours of 2.2% volatility on $68 in volume represents not trading, but rather the death throes of a digital organism that was deceased on arrival.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.29 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration and terminal illiquidity
Patient Note

Here lies TrollAss: it trolled not, nor did it ass—it merely existed for 239 hours before the market applied natural selection.

Holders

§ 04 · 218 wallets
Top 1
95.3%
Top 5
98.2%
Top 10
99.0%
01AJyh...q8cB95.35%
025KMk...3pMGAUTOPSY1.88%
032qMg...ZueB0.36%
04mP4t...ayQP0.31%
057KyW...2kXU0.28%
06DEeN...fGwd0.26%
07BQXc...BNFT0.14%
08Fqci...969R0.13%
093Tc3...6PPS0.12%
10A5sX...zUPC0.11%