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The Great Onboarding's Spectacular Journey to Zero

And here we observe the carcass of The Great Onboarding, a token so thoroughly deceased that even its price has stopped bothering to change. With twenty-five holders clinging to their bags like remoras to a decomposing whale, and ninety-six point eight percent concentrated in the hands of the chosen few, this creature never stood a chance—nature's way of culling the poorly distributed.