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STARLINK Token: A Celestial Crash Landing

Here we observe the carcass of STARLINK, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while still breathing. With ninety-three percent of its supply concentrated in the hands of merely ten holders, this creature never stood a chance—a financial tragedy of biblical proportions masquerading as decentralization. The complete absence of liquidity suggests this coin didn't so much fail as simply evaporate, leaving behind only 120 bewildered bag holders and the faint smell of regret.