DANCING RETARD DOG/7tUE..pump
FLATLINED
Dancing Retard Dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, illiquidity, and cosmic irrelevance

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$56.2K
+2677.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.1K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$112.22B
Price USD
$5.61e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Meme Token Gasps Final Breath

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the flash crash. Born mere hours ago, Dancing Retard Dog achieved a remarkable 2,677% ascent—a vertical climb so steep, so unsustainable, that gravity itself became its only true investor. With but two holders commanding the entire supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti, this creature's reign lasted shorter than a mayfly's fever dream.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$3.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and cosmic irrelevance
Patient Note

It danced once, briefly, then forgot how to.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
52.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02EvCZ...rVFD47.45%