Newborn Token Found Exsanguinated in Crib

In what can only be described as a financial infanticide, ALONSTIMMY entered the world mere hours ago, only to hemorrhage 82.5% of its value before its first sunset. The top ten holders, acting as both midwife and executioner, maintained absolute control of the token's meager existence—a pattern observed in nature only among the most parasitic of organisms. With zero liquidity and twelve bewildered witnesses, this token's brief tenure resembles less a investment opportunity and more a coordinated flash mob of financial desperation.