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Stoicism Dies Screaming in First Hour

In what can only be described as a masterclass in irony, a token named after the ancient philosophy of accepting one's fate has met precisely that destiny—with remarkable speed. Here we observe the remarkable specimen of Stoic, born merely sixty minutes ago, already experiencing a 96.7% price hemorrhage whilst maintaining the philosophical composure of a lemur in a wood chipper. The liquidity has vanished like Stoic virtue itself, leaving behind only 100 bewildered holders clutching their worthless bags.