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Catecoin: Three Hours to Financial Extinction

Here we observe Catecoin in its natural habitat—the mempool of despair. Born merely three hours ago, it achieved what few tokens manage: complete centralization among ten holders and zero liquidity, a financial arrangement that makes a house of cards look like the Burj Khalifa. One can only marvel at the sheer efficiency with which this specimen eliminated any pretense of decentralization.