LONG LIVE JAHSEH/7qc3..oLLJ
TERMINAL
Long Live Jahseh

Long Live Jahseh7qc3aWYAAZEBa7m4z6m9y8BLaFzdBnfWF5US2WUpoLLJ

$LLJ7qc3..oLLJ
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic wealth concentration and illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
+19.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.0K
Holders
29
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.01B
Price USD
$2.01e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Already Flatlined

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, Long Live Jahseh has succumbed to the predatory concentration of its top holders, who collectively own over 92% of the circulating supply—a mathematical inevitability more certain than death itself.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$6.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 84.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration and illiquidity
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and still managed to disappoint everyone involved.

Holders

§ 04 · 29 wallets
Top 1
75.6%
Top 5
84.6%
Top 10
92.4%
014srN...LrB875.63%
026GtW...eWKT2.68%
034grw...xfjY2.14%
04Gmvt...31Tc2.12%
05FFiW...hseb2.05%
0697Eu...wkHW1.80%
073eYF...Gpr41.63%
08F9BX...htXY1.55%
093rV9...Rsgq1.47%
10DH7U...c2sg1.30%