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CHUD Expires Before First Breath Drawn

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dump, deceased mere moments after gestation. Twenty-one fragile holders clutch their positions like chicks in a nest, unaware that ninety-nine point six percent of the egg was always rotten. In the Solana savanna, such brief existences are not uncommon—nature's way of culling the credulous.