CHRISTOPHER WOKELAN/7puB..pump
FLATLINED
Christopher Wokelan

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
14/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$630.32
-75.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$204.18
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.26B
Price USD
$6.28e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Creature Born Stillborn: The Christopher Wokelan Tragedy

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a token emerged fully formed—only to discover it had arrived as a corpse. With but three holders clutching 100% of its lifeless husk and liquidity pools as barren as the Atacama, Christopher Wokelan survived precisely long enough to document its own extinction. A masterclass in evolutionary failure, observed in real-time.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$204.18 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It died as it lived: never actually alive, yet somehow still trading.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01H5pV...nmyY100.00%