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RatInControl: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of clinical death. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, RatInControl has achieved the remarkable feat of being dead on arrival. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned brilliantly for one brief moment before the ecosystem's immune system recognized it as the parasite it always was.