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Artemis III: When Rocket Fuel Runs Out

Here we observe the final moments of Artemis III, a token that promised to reach the stars but instead achieved escape velocity in the opposite direction. With zero liquidity and a liquidity pool that could charitably be described as 'aspirational,' this celestial venture has experienced a rather catastrophic re-entry. The 26 remaining holders clutch their bags like astronauts in a rapidly depressurizing cabin, watching the top 10 wallets control nearly all oxygen.