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Lazare: Born Dead, Stayed Dead, Remained Dead

Here we observe the Lazare token in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it lived a brief and unremarkable existence of precisely zero hours before succumbing to what can only be described as aggressive apathy. The creature's three holders, each gripping 33% of its worthless carcass, watched with mounting indifference as their investment evaporated like morning dew under a merciless sun. A cautionary tale of ambition without substance, or perhaps simply another Tuesday in crypto.