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ALPHA Token: Stillborn and Already Decomposing

Here we observe a fascinating specimen of financial hubris—a token so newborn it hadn't yet learned to breathe, yet somehow managed to suffocate itself within hours. The six remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like grieving pallbearers at their own funeral, watching $17,000 in daily volume evaporate into the Solana ether. One might say the alpha male strategy here was to die before anyone could prove it was ever alive.