CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with the optimistic moniker of MAYHEM NEVER SELL HELP, this token experienced what we might charitably call a 'catastrophic market correction'—a 57.7% evaporation of value before most retail investors had finished their morning coffee. With only two holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity pools drier than a watering hole in drought season, the creature simply... expired.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Rug pull orchestrated by its own creators
EPITAPH
"It promised help but delivered only mayhem—and not even the profitable kind."
