SPERMLONS/7mHN..pump
FLATLINED
SPERMLONS

SPERMLONS7mHNtdLdA2WML5JCRfjkfiW1bmFc7kvb43aqKVAnpump

$ELONSPERM7mHN..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity pool flatline, zero liquidity, instant abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.0K
+19.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$513.48
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.12B
Price USD
$3.06e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

SPERMLONS: A Newborn's Stillbirth in Real Time

In the beginning, there was hope. Then there was $513.48 of volume and two holders staring at each other across the void. What we witness here is not merely a token's death, but its failure to ever truly live—a financial miscarriage born from hubris and liquidity pools that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$513.48 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity pool flatline, zero liquidity, instant abandonment
Patient Note

It never had a pulse. But somehow, it still managed to lose 19.2% in the time it took to pronounce it dead.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018kcc...RZZU100.00%