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Mayhem Thot: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe a curious specimen of the Solana ecosystem—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for zero hours whilst simultaneously experiencing a 114% price swing, much like a mayfly that somehow manages to have a mid-life crisis before birth. With four holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity mysteriously evaporating faster than one's faith in crypto, this creature never truly drew breath. The authorities, having been revoked with the care of a parent signing away parental rights at the hospital, left only a ghostly $64.19 in daily volume—barely enough to buy the regret.