Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying in utero. Born merely hours ago with all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump masterpiece—a concentration so severe it would make a monopoly blush, and liquidity so nonexistent it rivals the Mariana Trench—this token's brief existence was less a life cycle and more a cautionary tale.