CAUSE OF DEATH
A Premature Demise: Four Hours to Financial Extinction
In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the shitcoin—a creature so spectacularly ill-adapted to survival that it achieved terminal velocity in mere hours. With 99.8% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of ten overlords and liquidity pools as dry as a desert bone, this token never stood a chance against the predators of reality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization, vanishing liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies STC: born at dawn, dead by breakfast, remembered by no one but its eighteen mourners—most of whom are probably the same person with different wallets."