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Gracie's Neck Was Never Long Enough

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of Gracie the Giraffe—a creature born into a fundamentally hostile ecosystem. With 87% of its population concentrated in the jaws of merely ten predators, and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to quench a desert mouse's thirst, poor Gracie was always destined for the bone yard. In just 120 hours, this herbivore learned the hard way that revoking authorities means nothing when the herd has already stampeded toward the exit.