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NOKIAT: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe a specimen so remarkably brief, it makes mayflies look positively geriatric. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, NOKIAT achieved the remarkable feat of losing fifty-five percent of its nonexistent value while eight hopeful souls watched their portfolios evaporate like morning dew on the Serengeti.