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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+35.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$14.9K
Holders
10
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Wojak Kowalski: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: Wojak Kowalski, mere hours into existence, already exhibiting the vital signs of a terminal patient. With zero liquidity and a population of precisely ten souls, this token represents nature's perfect allegory for greed—a creature that evolved only the capacity to be bought, never the ability to be sold.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$14.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
Ten holders, one exit: a Shakespearean tragedy in 24 hours, where the only winner was the dev's wallet.
Holders
Top 1
97.8%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
017J7p...zRAb97.84%
02EoUy...KM2p1.03%
032TXx...Gwjx0.48%
04ANnD...9XXA0.38%
057v8o...ufco0.13%
067TiH...7BGn0.08%
079y44...qrsn0.06%
08BPTL...MunM0.00%
09F64Q...L5Q80.00%
10J8Xv...jLRb0.00%