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Ted's Twenty-Nine Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Ted token in its final, gasping moments—a creature so newborn it never drew its first breath of actual liquidity. With 99.7% of its meager existence concentrated in the jaws of a handful of predators, Ted represents nature's cruelest lesson: some tokens are simply born to be exit liquidity.