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Eleven Hours to Regulatory Oblivion

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born in the morning light, it briefly convinced twenty-five believers that lightning could strike twice. By dusk, it had become a cautionary tale—a token whose liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew under the merciless Solana sun, leaving only the scent of impending collapse and the faint echo of HODL-induced regret.