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BABYBURNIE: A Premature Expiration Study

Here we observe the carcass of BABYBURNIE, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of near-total extinction while technically still breathing. With a mere $14.13 in daily volume and 95.5% of its wealth hoarded by ten apex predators, this token represents nature's most efficient wealth concentration mechanism—a pyramid so steep, even gravity took notes. Though the kill authorities were revoked, the damage was already done; the patient had hemorrhaged all vitality long before.