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The English Pouter's Final Squawk

Here we observe the cadaver of the English Pouter Pigeon, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of complete price stasis—a financial rigor mortis setting in while still technically alive. With twenty-four holders and a liquidity pool that couldn't ransom a moderately priced sandwich, this creature never truly learned to fly. The revocation of its authorities was merely the mercy killing of something that had already ceased to breathe.