CAUSE OF DEATH
Infinite Profit Offering: A One-Hour Tragedy
Here we observe the Infinite Profit Offering in its natural habitat—mere moments after birth, already gasping for breath. With a liquidity pool smaller than a mid-tier restaurant's daily receipts and 49% of its population held by ten wealthy elders, this creature was never meant to survive. The tragic irony, of course, is that its authorities were dutifully revoked—a mercy killing disguised as decentralization.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural inadequacy, concentrated ownership, youth
EPITAPH
"It promised infinite profit but delivered only infinite loss—a true innovator in the field of false advertising."
