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LAUNDER: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen so thoroughly stillborn that declaring a cause of death feels almost redundant. With nine holders controlling the entirety of supply and zero liquidity to speak of, LAUNDER achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously launched and extinct—a financial Schrödinger's cat that resolved itself instantly toward the cadaver state.