CAUSE OF DEATH
Perry's Platypus Paradise: A Two-Hour Extinction Event
In the vast savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: Perry the Platypus, a token so young it scarcely drew breath before suffocating under the weight of its own creators' wallets. With ninety-nine percent of supply concentrated in merely ten hands, this creature never stood a chance—a financial house of cards built by nature's most indecisive animal. By the time the dust settled, Perry had already become fossilized, a cautionary tale whispered by traders to their children.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration asymmetry and natural selection
EPITAPH
"He lived two hours, ruled by ten gods, and died as he lived: utterly unprepared for this harsh digital wilderness."
