THE SCAMMED GOONER/7bbC..pump
TERMINAL
The Scammed Gooner

The Scammed Gooner7bbCZDUTHyjQkpEAzAtx3ne8LVtmtgSDswup34hzpump

$JALON7bbC..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic concentration collapse and liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$10.5K
+227.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$70.2K
Holders
163
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.33B
Price USD
$2.33e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the full arc of its lifecycle in mere hours—a truly accelerated evolutionary tragedy. Born into chaos with authorities renounced and liquidity vanishing like morning dew, JALON executed what can only be described as a masterclass in the art of self-immolation, trading hands frantically among 163 hopeful holders before succumbing to the inexorable laws of pump-and-dump thermodynamics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$70.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 54.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration collapse and liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It had 227% growth and nowhere left to go but down—a Gooner's fever dream that woke up bankrupt.

Holders

§ 04 · 163 wallets
Top 1
44.7%
Top 5
54.5%
Top 10
63.3%
015p7w...Xbq744.66%
022W14...uvP3AUTOPSY2.89%
03Aho2...eX8S2.76%
04CFZ5...tFuh2.30%
05CUK1...WU2e1.94%
063bfW...Fqvc1.94%
072hbL...GVAv1.89%
08EQG6...tVo11.83%
098cTJ...8cJJ1.62%
103G7C...m6EY1.48%