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Newborn Token Found Deceased at Launch

Here we observe さくらちゃん, a Solana specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before truly living—a zero-hour mortality rate that would baffle epidemiologists. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and all tokens consolidated in ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token launch and more a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as one.