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Alien Goats Never Made It Past Launch

Here we observe the carcass of Alien Goats Invasion, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still alive. With zero liquidity and 93% of its supply concentrated among the top ten holders, it represents nature's perfect execution of a slow, profitable exit for the chosen few—a masterclass in mathematical certainty masquerading as decentralized finance.