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Kenia: Born Dead, Died Immediately Thereafter

Here we observe the Kenia elephant, a creature that existed for precisely zero hours before succumbing to its own inevitability. The specimen never drew breath, yet somehow managed to hemorrhage liquidity at a rate rivaling nature's most catastrophic extinctions. A remarkable achievement in the annals of financial futility.