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My Little Puppy: Born, Pumped, Promptly Deceased

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the mortality rate of a mayfly at a pesticide convention. With 82.6% of its population concentrated in the jaws of ten apex predators and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew before a hairdryer, this creature never stood a chance. One can almost hear the gentle click of a revoked mint authority as the final nail finds its coffin.