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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of a promising life—authorities revoked, liquidity mysteriously absent—this token experienced a remarkable 356% price swing, much like a newborn's first seizure. The autopsy reveals thirteen holders clutching a worthless carcass, ten of them having already consumed their young.