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Penny The Ginger Cat's Spectacular One-Hour Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely sixty minutes ago, Penny the Ginger Cat experienced a violent 56% price fluctuation—a terminal convulsion suggesting panic selling among its 80 holders, 91% of whom were apparently the same entity playing musical chairs with its own liquidity. With zero reserves to cushion the fall and authorities mercifully revoked, this token represents a masterclass in the acceleration of natural selection.