
The Boring Company7YTWowACSC4ec6BN9BPpe1TNBhbDGZonoMBJcZmvpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant senescence
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-5.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$56.5K
Holders
28
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
The Boring Company: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial hubris—a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of being moribund at birth, much like a mayfly that overslept through its entire lifecycle. With twenty-eight holders and a liquidity pool that exists primarily in the realm of imagination, TBC managed to trade $56,000 in volume whilst literally nobody could sell their bags. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and venture capital abhors a rug pull.
Diagnosis
Activity
Active
$56.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.5% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant senescence
Patient Note
It was the most boring company of all: a company that sold nothing to nobody and somehow still disappointed everyone.
Holders
Top 1
93.9%
Top 5
98.5%
Top 10
99.6%
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02F2Zc...CWc22.85%
03Cmkb...gkcy0.80%
0477nY...hzMoAUTOPSY0.50%056qEu...CLBi0.44%
066p52...MTPW0.43%
0729jQ...HL1p0.29%
084h84...ttU80.16%
09CnAa...EfuA0.14%
10423y...ELPu0.11%