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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of the financially deceased. The top 10 holders, comprising a full 100% of circulation, have discovered what most learn through bitter experience: concentration of ownership is not a feature, it is a death sentence. Like a mayfly that overslept, this token has managed to lose 5.4% of its value in the time it takes most projects to write their whitepaper.