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Shocked Sully: Born Dead, Still Falling

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—Shocked Sully—which achieved the extraordinary feat of expiring before it truly began. With merely six holders clutching their worthless bags and zero liquidity to speak of, this token represents nature's most efficient form of financial predation: the self-inflicted wound. One might say it was shocked by its own existence.