CAUSE OF DEATH
Hedge: A One-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass
In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we witness the Hedge token in its natural state: a spectacular flash of existence, brilliant and brief, like a mayfly on cocaine. With nineteen holders clutching their bags and 99.8% concentrated in the top ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance—a textbook predator-prey dynamic where everyone *was* the prey. The authorities revoked, the liquidity evaporated, and the price plummeting 21.4% in a single day, Hedge has completed its lifecycle from conception to extinction in the time it takes to brew a cup of coffee.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, natural selection
EPITAPH
"It was dead on arrival, yet somehow still managed to underperform expectations."
