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Infant Prodigy's Meteoric Rise Defies Gravity

In its mere three hours of existence, The Black Goat achieved what most tokens fail to accomplish in a lifetime: a 274% ascent to the heavens. Yet we must observe, with the patience of nature itself, that such violent growth in so brief a span often precedes the most spectacular of collapses. The creature thrived in the primordial soup of speculation, but like all newborns, its survival remains delightfully uncertain.