CAUSE OF DEATH
Balloon Cat: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the beginning, there was Balloon Cat—a creature so spectacularly stillborn that its four holders collectively possessed the mathematical certainty of total ownership. With zero liquidity and a heartbeat of mere dollars, this newborn token achieved what few projects manage: complete irrelevance before its first sunset. Nature's way of culling the weakest from the herd.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total concentration, zero liquidity despair
EPITAPH
"Here lies Balloon Cat: It never inflated, only deflated—and it did that in zero hours flat."
