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Balloon Cat: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the beginning, there was Balloon Cat—a creature so spectacularly stillborn that its four holders collectively possessed the mathematical certainty of total ownership. With zero liquidity and a heartbeat of mere dollars, this newborn token achieved what few projects manage: complete irrelevance before its first sunset. Nature's way of culling the weakest from the herd.