Alon Agent7VEqm1Bo5j7PasGBHXmT3EvoHnXG7EzFFheRm9q8pump

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe Alon Agent, a token so freshly minted it hadn't yet learned to walk, much less sustain value. In a stunning display of natural selection, ninety-eight point six percent of its holders have already begun the process of cannibalization, leaving but nineteen survivors clinging to digital carcasses of abandoned dreams. The absence of liquidity suggests this creature never drew breath to begin with.